Sunday: London: British drama students interested in current affairs have today developed a new method of finding out what happens in the background of world news before news happens. Their investigative report today falls upon events that may or...

Beloved writer St. Patrick has once again denied rumors that he is actually boy band singer Nick Jonas who's penchant for writing steamy stories has disturbed teeny-bopper boys around the world. Father Patrick, age unknown, claims it's all a hoax...

BRISBANE, Australia - Ashley Tisdale has just completed work on the Thunderstruck Motion Picture Company's movie Lip Syncing Down In Kangaroo Land. The movie which is a romance musical deals with the infamous 2009 Britney Spears concert tour in wh...

LONDON - Airport officials at Heathrow today prevented a woman of Saudi Arabian descent from boarding a Trans Atlantic flight from London to Boston. The woman, who was identified as Duba Meccavitz, reportedly had a total of 39 tattoos just on her...

Alex Reid has reportedly accepted Peter Andre's cry to 'battle to the death,' after Reid told his cage friends all about 'Pete's little winkey.' Reid's buddies were said to have 'pissed their jocks,' at the many tales Reid blurted out, all told to hi...

Three little words turn to four - Originally "I fancy you" was Blackeyed Peas' front man Will.I.Am's message to Cheryl when he heard she was dumping love-rat Ashley. However, Cheryl's latest Herpes scare has led him to add NOT to the the three to...

It was a tense moment of sorts. A senior Irish priest and a singer famous for her full breasts and sexy curves both caught in the act of 'naughty talk' when a Vatican microphone was accidently left on. Cheryl Cole reportedly was peeved when she ca...

Geltmachen-Hannoverfischt - Germany. The knives are now out in the battle for the biggest divorce settlement of 2010 with stories of unreasonable behaviour being leaked to the German showbiz paper Der Schiessensterne. Donkey Heaven Among Cheryl...

London - Rightass News - Hot on the heels of Cheryl's latest shock revelations of her hubby's unreasonable and cruel behaviour towards her ass, Ashley Cole has been speaking to Crutch magazine about his dissatisfaction with their marriage and one imp...

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dancers on the reality show Dancing With The Stars, said that he thoroughly enjoyed Cheryl Cole's visit to the United States, especially when they were alone in her hotel room. Hough said that the beautiful Brit...

If news from a National Tabloid can be believed, singer Adam Lambert will soon be putting out...his second album that will include his new best friend, Sharon Peters. "Sharon and I do really well together", stated Lambert according to the article...

Tom Cruise apparently felt sorry for the reporters asking him about his next movie and enlightened us on the fact that he and the other scientologists had found what causes death. As he explained he got more and more excited, often waving his arm...

Susan Boyle fanatics were last night confused as usual when it was announced SuBo is to join the cast of Coronation Street. She is set to appear as the new Rovers Return barmaid after viewers see Corrie stalwart Betty explode of old age next month.

The NCAA revealed the brackets for the 2010 Basketball Tournament with no surprises. As usual, teams with 20 plus wins from the smaller conferences are seeded 40 to 65. This was done to allow teams from the power conferences (with fewer than 18 w...

"Unless they want to find themselves the subject of a huge lawsuit, they better knock off using the word 'football' for their wussy game and this includes 'futbol', as well." This statement was attributed to Knute Redknuckle, the football commission...

Suspected terrorist dogs are to be taken from their owners under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The dogs include all Afghan dogs, Afghan Collies, Afghan Hounds, Afghan Retrievers, Afghan Sheepdogs and Afghan Spaniels. Jack Russell Terrorists ar...

Reports are coming in that convicted baby killer Jon Venables is not feeling very well as he languishes in a prison where most people just want to do him harm. Venables was taken into custody for breach of his terms of release amid widespread rumo...

New York - (Porny Ass Mess): White House speech writer Jon Favreau has been dragged into the latest twist surrounding a lurid New York defamation suit. Barack Obama's Director of Speechwriting has issued a statement distancing himself from the sof...

New York, NY - Scottish songbird Susan Boyle flew into town last night to see a doctor about her two tits. The singing sensation made an appointment to see Dr. Hugh Feelgood at his Park Avenue clinic. Dr. Feelgood promised Susan that she would feel...

The big question going around these days is 'Did We Get Our Recent Technology Off Aliens?' Well today we are going to find out. Not that the World Wide Weirdos will take a blind bit of notice of the word "NO". As you can see we are taking a well b...