Getting back from a week's vacation I find I have over 5000 emails in my Inbox. It took me just about 5 hours to go through them deleting spam after spam to leave just the 50+ or so real emails. Tedious to say the least. Probably more than 1000 emails deleted during that process were promising to make me ... well... better in bed. They come with subject titles like "Size does matter to the Ladies" and "Make your Girlfriend Happier" and so on.. but I guess you get them too.

But to me this begs the question does size really matter? I guess to guys it does otherwise this version of email spam wouldn't be happening right. These spam messages must actually work otherwise why would they be sent in the first place? There must be a whole universe of guys thinking that they are under endowed and need to enhance their bits using herbal and non-prescription remedies. But why?

I was always told it isn't how big it is but how you use it. Perhaps those that told me this wee simply being polite and trying not to hurt my feelings I don't now. What I do know is that many men feel under endowed. But is it really the women in their lives that give them that impression or is it their male ego at work? Are they stood at the urinal peering either side to see how they stack up and finding themselves wanting - a bit short so to speak?

Funnily enough, in Italy I visited Pompei. The evidence suggests that even 2000 years ago men suffered from the same hang up as murals and pictures and graffiti of very large male organs there suggest.

Pompei Graffiti

So nothing has changed except the spammers who now find a way to make money off of a 2000+ year old male hang up.

Frankly, I would love to know - Does size matter? Ladies??? I mean, I guess at one end of the scale it does but does an extra little length over and above the average really matter or just hurt?

Comments and female input very welcome..... meanwhile, please stop SPAMMING me...

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