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Simply Bizarre

A Bad Joke - But True..... Brits - Read and Weep

Submitted by Rant Man on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 2:39pm.
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Common knowledge?

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shop-lifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of to**er's we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country .

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Live Radio Sometimes Goes Wrong!

Submitted by Rant Man on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:46pm.
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This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'

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A Lawyer Story - TRUE

Submitted by Rant Man on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:38am.
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This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a
box of very rare
and expensive cigars, and then insured them against, among other
things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars, the lawyer filed
a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series
of small fires.'
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason,
that the man had
consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was
frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars
were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
against fire, without defining what is considered to be
unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.

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DIY Piercing

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:43pm.
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This poor kid decided to have a crack at making his own piercing.....

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What a Horrible Way to Die...

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:29pm.
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A man has died after his wife set his genitals on fire. Yes, you read that right my cringing friends. "His penis should belong to me. I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else." said his accused wife....

She poured methylated spirits on his genitals and then set light to them while he slept. He jumped out of bed and the whole house set on fire as the burning liquid poured down his body. His wife is in jail and the story can be read here.

Wow! Careful guys!!!

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A Woman's Revenge.....

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:13am.
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How does a woman get her revenge on the man that let's her down? Simple, hit him where it hurts - his car.

The first strategy is to simply lock him out of his prize possession;




Another strategy is to deface the car in a way that makes her complaint somewhat obvious.....




Or, if really really pissed and angry then both deface and damage it....




Of course, she can always 'mark' his territory too if she feels like it...



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130,000 Inflatable Boobs Missing at Sea

Submitted by Rant Man on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:08am.
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AdelaideNow newspaper is running a funny story. Apparently, men's magazine - Ralph - was planning to give away free inflatable breasts in its next issue but the container containing said inflatables arrived empty in Sydney. Auatralian police are now looking for the boobs which will now miss the magazines issue date.

See the story here

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Porn Stars Shave To Support 'No More Bush' Campaign

Submitted by Rant Man on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:09am.
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A group of porn stars who want to get George W. Bush out of office are taking the slogan "No More Bush" quite literally.

The "No More Bush Girls" -- eight porn queens including Angel Cassidy, Lisa Boyle and Penthouse Pet Sunny Leone -- have shaved off their "downstairs locks" because as Cassidy puts it, "We want to use our bodies to speak our minds to get rid of Bush. Sometimes your voice doesn't get enough attention. "


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Heart Attack Grill

Submitted by Rant Man on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 8:55am.
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Americans love their burgers. In fact, parts of the USA have a severe obesity problem because of it. Americans also tend to be very good at dreaming up new marketing angles. So what do you get when you cross burgers, obesity and great marketing? The Heart attack Grill!







Of course you have to throw in just one more ingredient into this mix to make it really compelling.... sex!







This place, it seems, has it all.....

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Bacon Flavored Chocolate?

Submitted by Rant Man on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:21am.
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For years British food has been judged to be ... well, crap basically and not very good for you. Things like Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips and various meat pies are not among the World's favorites. The Brits it seems have a taste for anything that isn't good for you.

But now comes the news that chocolate bars complete with smoked bacon bits in them have sold out in 24 hours in London. At 6 pounds a bar its pricey stuff and frankly, sounds disgusting. But yes - bacon flavored chocolate is all the rage in the UK these days it seems....

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