HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on University of Arizona chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that
the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into
Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we
can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are

Just had a break and I have made a discovery.... what women think about laying on the beach. As I lay there thinking about work and things - like you do - my partner suddenly broke her considered silence to ask me a startling question....

"Do you think if you shaved a cat, it would tan?"

Well, there you have it......

Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later.

She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

Word gets around about Heidi's "drink now, pay later" marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi's bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Detroit.

By providing her customers' freedom from immediate payment demands, Heidi gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages. Consequently, Heidi's gross sales volume increases massively.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in years... I died laughing.

I have no idea what this guy is doing except yuk.... imagine feeling those snakes winding through your throat and nose....

Here is a story that appeared in the Czech Republic but doesn't seem to have had much airplay in the US. It is yet another example of how our privacy is continually under assault with the 'terrorism threat' being used to to have us accept it. NASA is developing a brain wave monitoring system for use in airports to detect passengers who might potentially pose a threat.

Anyone a Rugby fan? Do you recall the streaker at the All Black versus Ireland game in June 2006? Well, her name is Lisa Lewis and just recently she became the first naked news reader on the New Zealand Naked News Flash. I'm stunned that a country like New Zealand would even have a naked news service but apparently it does and Lisa became something of an overnight celebrity reading the news naked.

The fact that she was formerly an erotic dancer was known to the media and her employer but just a few days after her nervous first news read it was also revealed that she is a hooker! She admitted that she knew tis news might come out sooner or later but was surprised it took so little time? Lisa Lewis it seems is a $7000 per night private escort. She charges $2000/hour and $10,000 per weekend.

She says that she does make a living that way to pay for a 'super education' for her 3-year old son. Yes Lisa.... we believe you.

An emergency official says another 14 members of a cult that has been holed up in a cave for months awaiting the end of the world have come out.

Seven other cult members came out of the cave in the Penza region, about 400 miles southeast of Moscow, three days ago.

The 14 that emerged Tuesday are in satisfactory condition, regional emergency spokesman Dmitry Yeskin said.

Melting snow had caused part of the cave to collapse, leading to fears that the remaining cult members, which include four young children, could be killed.

Thirty-five people entered the cave in early November to await the end of the world, which they said would happen in May.

They told authorities they would detonate gas canisters if police tried to remove them

Italy's highest appeal court has ruled that married Italian women who commit adultery are entitled to lie about it to protect their honour.

The court gave its landmark ruling after hearing the case of a 48-year-old woman, convicted of giving false testimony to police by denying she had lent her mobile phone to her lover.

The appeal court did not agree that she had broken the law.

It said bending the truth was justified to conceal extra-marital relationships.

Rest of the story at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7284134.stm

The no-tell motels in Beijing's university districts pulsate with sex.

Every weekend, lusty college couples make a beeline past greasy spoon restaurants and bootleg video game shops for the dim hotel lobbies to book three-hour blocks of privacy. Students fill half the simple but tidy rooms at the Cheng Lin Ming Guang Hotel, a 10-minute walk from Beijing Normal University.

China is in the midst of a sexual revolution, a byproduct of rising prosperity and looser government restrictions on private life. The relaxed attitudes about sex mark a historic turnaround from the days when love and sex were denounced as bourgeois decadence, and unisex Mao suits and drab austerity were the norm.

Rest of story at http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/03/02/china.sex.ap/index.html